1 00:00:14,159 --> 00:00:17,159 This is the story of Bridget and Annie, who share a flat in London, 2 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:22,120 and the boys next door, Nick, and his friend Hector from Argentina. 3 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:27,960 Bridget and Hector work for Channel 9. 4 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:31,360 Annie works for the environment. 5 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:34,520 And Nick works as little as possible. 6 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:38,159 Stand by for Extra. 7 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:15,520 It's Friday, it's seven o'clock. 8 00:01:15,759 --> 00:01:18,759 Yes, it's time for an evening with Marty Ross. 9 00:01:20,879 --> 00:01:23,879 And here's Marty! 10 00:01:24,239 --> 00:01:27,239 Hi, darling, Marty Ross here. Let's spend this evening together. 11 00:01:30,919 --> 00:01:33,919 Hi, darling, Marty Ross here. Let's spend this evening together. 12 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,600 Hi, darling, Marty Ross here. Let's spend this afternoon together. 13 00:01:48,359 --> 00:01:51,359 Marty! Hi. 14 00:01:52,559 --> 00:01:55,559 I was just writing notes for your show. 15 00:01:57,159 --> 00:02:00,159 You like what you see? 16 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:07,320 Marty, you're so funny. 17 00:02:09,479 --> 00:02:12,479 Is Lady Macbeth in? 18 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:16,960 - Who? - The dragon. Eunice. 19 00:02:18,359 --> 00:02:21,359 No. 20 00:02:23,960 --> 00:02:26,838 Marty, you're so funny. 21 00:02:26,839 --> 00:02:29,839 Has Eunice got me tickets for Damian Pollasco's latest exhibition yet? 22 00:02:35,639 --> 00:02:36,798 Who? 23 00:02:36,799 --> 00:02:39,799 Damian Pollasco. The most important artist this century. 24 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:45,120 He's so raw, 25 00:02:46,239 --> 00:02:49,239 so angry. 26 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,400 Of course he is. Silly me. I forgot. 27 00:02:55,519 --> 00:02:57,359 Good old Damian. 28 00:02:57,360 --> 00:03:00,360 Anyone who is anyone will be there tomorrow night. 29 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:04,919 So of course I must be there. 30 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:08,118 Yes. 31 00:03:08,119 --> 00:03:11,119 So tell the dragon if there are no tickets, I will not present Saturday's show. 32 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,760 But you must, Marty. You're the star. 33 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:24,480 But if there are tickets, then I will take her out to dinner. 34 00:03:27,039 --> 00:03:30,039 In fact, I'll take anyone out to dinner who gets me those tickets. 35 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Anyway, must go. I've got fans to ignore. 36 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:44,360 Well? Carry on. 37 00:03:46,879 --> 00:03:49,879 Hi, darling, Marty Ross here. Let's spend this evening together. 38 00:03:51,239 --> 00:03:54,239 What a professional. 39 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:03,360 So if I get tickets for Damian Pollasco, 40 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,600 I get dinner with Marty Ross! 41 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:13,598 Who do I know? Who do I know? 42 00:04:13,599 --> 00:04:16,599 I know! Dave! He's crazy about me. 43 00:04:24,719 --> 00:04:27,719 Hi, Dave. It's Bridget. 44 00:04:29,639 --> 00:04:32,639 I've got a little favour to ask you. 45 00:04:58,560 --> 00:05:01,560 Is anybody home? 46 00:05:02,159 --> 00:05:05,159 Annie, is that you? 47 00:05:09,679 --> 00:05:12,679 Is that Ziggy? I think you should let her out. 48 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:17,480 No, it's OK. We're seeing what it's like to be a battery chicken. 49 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,359 A chicken that runs on batteries? 50 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:23,479 - No. - No! 51 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:26,480 A chicken that is kept in a small box to lay her eggs. Poor thing. 52 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,438 But isn't Ziggy a bit... 53 00:05:31,439 --> 00:05:34,439 No. It makes it more real, doesn't it, Ziggy? 54 00:05:37,079 --> 00:05:40,079 Tomorrow there is a big Farm Animal Freedom Protest in Trafalgar Square 55 00:05:41,880 --> 00:05:44,318 and we will be demonstrating. 56 00:05:44,319 --> 00:05:47,319 - Demonstrating what? - What it's like to be a farm animal. 57 00:05:47,879 --> 00:05:50,879 Sounds exciting. 58 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,600 Boggy and Moss are coming from Manchester. 59 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:57,599 Boggy and Moss? 60 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:00,600 Boggy and Moss are very, very serious eco- warriors. 61 00:06:02,959 --> 00:06:04,479 Eco- warriors? 62 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:07,480 They fight for the environment. 63 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:12,200 And you two will help us prepare. 64 00:06:13,559 --> 00:06:16,559 Won't you, boys? 65 00:06:26,439 --> 00:06:29,439 Bye. 66 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:33,240 Good old Dave. I knew he'd help me. 67 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:37,320 He just can't resist me. 68 00:06:38,319 --> 00:06:41,319 Now...Marty. 69 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:50,079 Hi. 70 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:53,080 Hi, Marty. It's Gigi. 71 00:06:57,599 --> 00:07:00,439 - Gigi? - Bridget. 72 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:03,440 - Bridget who? - Bridget. Eunice's researcher. 73 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:07,840 - Have we met? - Well, only about one hundred times. 74 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:12,840 Listen, I've got two preview tickets for Damian Pollasco. 75 00:07:15,919 --> 00:07:18,919 Oh, that Bridget. How could I forget you? 76 00:07:21,199 --> 00:07:24,199 How about meeting for drinks at your place first? 77 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:28,120 I'd...love to... 78 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:31,200 but it's just a simple loft- style apartment. 79 00:07:32,279 --> 00:07:34,598 Well, I'm sure it's very arty. 80 00:07:34,599 --> 00:07:37,599 I can tell a lot about a woman from her art. 81 00:07:38,199 --> 00:07:41,199 They call me Arty Marty, you know. 82 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,800 And if I like your art, Bridget, maybe dinner afterwards? 83 00:07:48,559 --> 00:07:51,559 Marty! What a surprise! I'd love to. 84 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:58,039 See you tomorrow, baby. 85 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:01,960 - Bye. - Ciao. 86 00:08:05,959 --> 00:08:08,959 Dinner with Marty, dinner with Marty, dinner with Marty! 87 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,758 What shall I wear? 88 00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:14,959 My flat! Arty? 89 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:17,078 Annie, look at this flat. 90 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:19,959 Sorry, Bridget. 91 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:22,960 Right, I've got 24 hours. 92 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:46,280 - I think you should let her out. - No, it's OK. 93 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:54,040 Boggy and Moss are very, very serious eco- warriors. 94 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:01,760 And you two will help us prepare. 95 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:12,440 I've got two preview tickets for Damian Pollasco. 96 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:24,280 They call me Arty Marty, you know. 97 00:09:40,319 --> 00:09:42,559 And what is going on this time? 98 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:45,560 Hi, Bridget. I'm feeding Hector cornflakes. 99 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:49,760 Really? And why? 100 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:52,759 He's a turkey. 101 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,760 Yes, of course he is. 102 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:58,919 Turkeys are made to eat lots for Christmas. 103 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:01,199 Well, we all eat lots at Christmas. 104 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:04,200 No, it's cruel. It's to make them fat for humans to eat. 105 00:10:06,679 --> 00:10:09,679 Let me guess. He is a baby cow? 106 00:10:12,599 --> 00:10:15,599 Nearly. He is a veal calf. Poor thing. 107 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:22,000 We're preparing for our Farm Animal Freedom Protest. 108 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,559 No, you're not. 109 00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:27,560 You're preparing this flat because Marty Ross is coming for drinks. 110 00:10:33,439 --> 00:10:36,439 Not Marty Ross? 111 00:10:37,119 --> 00:10:40,119 Hey, darling, let's spend the evening together. 112 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:45,360 Shut up, Nick. Go back to your bottle. 113 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:49,680 So this preparation, what is it? 114 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:53,519 I want this flat to look like the coolest art gallery in London. 115 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:59,760 The Tate Modern. 116 00:10:59,839 --> 00:11:02,839 - The Tate Modern? - No furniture. 117 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:06,079 I want 21st century. I want art. 118 00:11:07,279 --> 00:11:10,279 So how are you going to do this? 119 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:14,400 I'm not going to do it. 120 00:11:15,199 --> 00:11:18,199 You are. 121 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,838 I must get my beauty sleep. 122 00:11:22,839 --> 00:11:25,839 See you in the morning. Have fun. 123 00:11:33,479 --> 00:11:36,479 Well, I'm not doing it. 124 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:40,600 Come on, Nick. It won't take long. 125 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:46,200 I'll give Ziggy the keys to your flat. 126 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,400 OK, let's get on with it. 127 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:38,120 There! That's better. 128 00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:43,159 Marty will love it. 129 00:12:45,959 --> 00:12:48,959 The things I do for Bridget's love life. 130 00:12:49,439 --> 00:12:52,439 What about Bridget's love life? 131 00:12:53,679 --> 00:12:56,679 Right, I'll be back with Marty at six o'clock, 132 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:00,319 so, Annie, I want nibbles... 133 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,838 - Nibbles? - Nuts, crisps. 134 00:13:02,839 --> 00:13:05,119 Hector, you prepare the drinks. 135 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:08,120 And Nick... 136 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,919 try to be more interesting. 137 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,920 Now, don't let me down. 138 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:21,920 I want 21st century. I want art. 139 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:25,480 Yeah... 140 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:29,520 I'll show her interesting. 141 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,000 I'm taking the day off work today. 142 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:42,520 No, you're not. We've got lots to do before tonight. 143 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:45,718 Bridget's nibbles? 144 00:13:45,719 --> 00:13:48,719 No! The Farm Animal Freedom Protest. 145 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:53,880 Boggy and Moss are coming here and I want you to look after them, Hector. OK? 146 00:13:57,559 --> 00:14:00,559 Come on, Ziggy. 147 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:13,720 Interesting? I'll show you interesting, Bridget Evans. 148 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:22,480 Interesting, interesting! 149 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,640 No, too Picasso. 150 00:14:30,519 --> 00:14:33,519 No, too sporty and stupid. 151 00:14:34,919 --> 00:14:37,919 Yes! This is the one. 152 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,680 No. 153 00:14:47,199 --> 00:14:50,199 Don't be ridiculous. 154 00:14:50,279 --> 00:14:53,279 Nearly. Not quite. 155 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:57,480 Bingo! 156 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,799 Poor thing. 157 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,800 We're preparing for our Farm Animal Freedom Protest. 158 00:15:31,319 --> 00:15:34,319 I want 21st century. I want art. 159 00:15:37,919 --> 00:15:40,919 Hey, darling, let's spend the evening together. 160 00:15:42,959 --> 00:15:45,959 Shut up, Nick. Go back to your bottle. 161 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:21,560 Oggy? Moth? 162 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:25,400 Excuse me, I am... Nuts... 163 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,480 Come in, come in. 164 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,720 Please...sit down. 165 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:53,320 So, you are Annie's friends? 166 00:16:56,960 --> 00:16:59,960 I am Annie's boyfriend. 167 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,680 Would you like a drink? 168 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,840 You would? You wouldn't? 169 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:11,480 Tea? Coffee? Sugar? 170 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:17,318 It is my phone. 171 00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:19,959 I know you know it is a phone, 172 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:22,960 but it is ringing, so I must... 173 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:28,400 Excuse me. 174 00:17:33,159 --> 00:17:36,038 Annie, I'm so happy you rang. 175 00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:39,039 Hector, I'm in the ladies' toilets in Trafalgar Square. 176 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,398 Have Boggy and Moss arrived yet? 177 00:17:42,399 --> 00:17:43,759 Yes. 178 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:46,760 Annie, they are a bit... 179 00:17:47,879 --> 00:17:49,959 Aren't they sweet? 180 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:52,959 Yes, very sweet. 181 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:55,960 It is just that they... 182 00:17:59,639 --> 00:18:02,639 All right, chaps? Won't be a minute. 183 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:07,640 It is just that they are a bit scary. 184 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,879 Hector, don't be so silly. 185 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,600 Tell them to come to Trafalgar Square now. 186 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:19,360 Great. 187 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,360 You found something to eat. Good. 188 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,359 You like them? 189 00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:41,360 Good, good, good. 190 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:45,080 Annie says you can go to Trafalgar Square. Now. 191 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:54,480 It is the phone again. 192 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,840 Phones ring, don't they? They... 193 00:18:59,279 --> 00:19:02,279 Excuse me. 194 00:19:07,359 --> 00:19:08,719 Hello. 195 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:11,720 Hello, Hector. Did you get the nibbles? 196 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:15,039 The nibbles. The nibbles. 197 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:15,038 Yes, of course, Bridget. 198 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,600 Well done, Hector. I knew I could rely on you. 199 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:32,440 That was Bridget, Annie's fr... 200 00:19:36,599 --> 00:19:39,599 Now am I interesting? 201 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,960 Do I look that bad? 202 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,640 This is interesting! 203 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,840 What shall I do? It was Boggy and Moss. 204 00:19:52,279 --> 00:19:55,279 Look, don't worry. We can tidy this up. 205 00:19:58,199 --> 00:20:01,199 Look. See? Look. 206 00:20:04,559 --> 00:20:07,559 Yeah, that looks much better. 207 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,680 - Still, at least I've brought the drinks. - And I have the nibbles. 208 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,039 - What? - The nibbles. 209 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,278 Very good. 210 00:20:16,279 --> 00:20:19,279 Oh, no! Boggy and Moss ate them. 211 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:24,960 Look at this! 212 00:20:31,999 --> 00:20:34,999 Tastes good. 213 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,720 See? Bridget won't even notice the mess. 214 00:21:02,359 --> 00:21:05,359 Marty, you're so funny. 215 00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:09,119 Anyway, here is my humble home. 216 00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:15,119 Mr Ross, I'm a huge fan. 217 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,720 What is that? 218 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:27,640 It's a pigpen. We stole it from a farm lorry. 219 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:32,038 What a shame, no pig. 220 00:21:32,039 --> 00:21:35,039 Boggy and Moss are bringing her later. 221 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:44,720 - This place... - This place is very... 222 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,798 I'm so angry! 223 00:21:47,799 --> 00:21:50,799 ..angry. I love it! 224 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:55,360 Yes. Yes, it's my angry art phase. 225 00:21:56,999 --> 00:21:59,758 All my own ideas, you know. 226 00:21:59,759 --> 00:22:02,759 - Cocktail? - Nibble? 227 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:10,000 And this is fantastic. Original? 228 00:22:11,159 --> 00:22:13,998 Very original. 229 00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:16,999 Very Damian Pollasco. I love art. 230 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:22,080 They call me Arty Marty, you know. 231 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,920 Is it...for sale? 232 00:22:28,279 --> 00:22:31,279 The man's an idiot. He wants to buy a wall. 233 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,198 Much too expensive. 234 00:22:38,199 --> 00:22:41,199 Much too precious. 235 00:22:41,439 --> 00:22:44,439 Name your price. 236 00:22:52,519 --> 00:22:55,519 Can you deliver them to me tomorrow? 237 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,920 Sure. No problem. 238 00:23:05,039 --> 00:23:08,038 Nick, what's this cocktail called? 239 00:23:08,039 --> 00:23:10,519 It's an Arty Marty. 240 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,520 It's rich, sickly and very thick. 241 00:23:17,239 --> 00:23:20,239 Nick, your date is here. 242 00:23:21,319 --> 00:23:24,319 Of course she is. 243 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:49,279 Next time in Extra... 244 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:51,599 Nick goes to the dentist. 245 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,638 Annie can't speak. 246 00:23:53,639 --> 00:23:56,639 And why does an inspector call? 247 00:23:57,039 --> 00:23:57,038 And why does an inspector call?